Hull v Arsenal Betting – By George

Possibly in attempt to take the attention away from the ridiculous hat Phil Brown wore at Goodison Park last weekend, Nicky Barmby and Jimmy Bullard have been involved in an altercation at training. The absence of Joey Barton’s name from that sentence means we’re not expecting a court case to ensue and their manager has apologised. Apparently some women witnessed the unsavoury fracas and Phil felt an apology was required. Midfielder George Boateng was quick to offer his apologies too. “I’m sorry because I missed it, I wasn’t there. I would have paid to watch it”, he said, not realising you can tune into midget wrestling on YouTube for free. Hull have a fight on their hands to stay up and a point at home to Arsenal would be priceless. Sat 5.30pm ESPN

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Hull v Arsenal Betting – By George